My kinsfolk does take meat

Chris stumbled upon this recipe in a spam blog while searching the worldwide intertubes for “fuck spaghetti.”  For posterity:

Easy Vegetarian Spaghetti

You could try making this, if you can figure out what “1 crapper spaghetti sauce intermixture – (26.5 oz)” means.  It does claim that “This instruction module help most quaternary people.”